24 November 1873 • London, England (MS: CU-MARK, UCCL 00988)
Livy darling, Dob DolbyⒶemendation is tha theⒶemendation same jolly good fellow, & says heaps of pla pleasantⒶemendation things about you & Clara1explanatory note—among the rest that you, in face & nature & everything, are the most perfect woman he ever saw or knew—which is simply what any one would say, & so it does not surprise me. It is thoroughly & completely true, as I know of my own personal knowledge.
But r Ⓐemendation this reminds me of that Oxford theatrical performance. The students allowed their pups to roam about the stage at will, & occasionally the dogs would fight & then the performance had to wait till it was finished.
If a student desired to visit a friend opposite, he stepped over the balustrade of his box & took the near cut across the stage through the performers. Occasionally a student walked across the stage, borrowed a pup “off” of a friend, walked back & nursed & petted it at his leisure.
Dolby says he cannot take a great pianist there, because the boys won’t stand a long, dreary, instrumental piece of music. They keep up their best decorum till nature breaks down under the pressure, & they thenⒶemendation they begin to talk across the house at each other about the weather & the crops, & such things, & then if the dreary piece still goes on, they begin to talk to the pianist himself, & ask him about his family; & who com was the author of that piece of music; & what it costs to get a piece of music like that written; & how does a man go aboutⒶemendation possibly composing a piece of music?—does he have to understand music, or does he just blast away, hit or miss, & set it down on a piece of paper as he goes along? &c. &c.
Dolby said that when he took Dickens there,2explanatory note it was plain that there was going to be a fearful rush, & inasmuch as the seats were all sold, days before, there would doubtless be plenty of students on a lark, who would insist on going in anyhow & standing up. The authorities warned him that a squad of policemen would be necessary, but he wouldn’t have them, but determined to stand at the door of entrance himself. Sure enough, by & by came two stalwart student-aristocrats who tried to shove by him; he barred the way; he said “Where are your tickets, gentlemen?” “Got no tickets—here’s the money.” “Can’t admit you without tickets, gentlemen.” “You can’t, eh?—we’ll show th Ⓐemendation you that that is a lie.” Dolby said, “You are a blackguard.” They were astounded at this familiarityⒶemendation. Then the speaker said to his friend, “Why this fellow’s got some spirit”—then to Dolby, “My dear sir, I didn’t mean any harm, & I’m very sorry; & to testify it, if there’s anything I can do for you, just name it & I’ll do it.”
“You can do me a very great favor, sir. If you gentlemen will just stand at this door a quarter of an hour & not let anybody in without a ticket”;—
“We’re your men!—just stand aside.”
And they kept the door most efficiently. When Dolby came back, by & by, the rush was done, the rushⒶemendation raid of the students had failed, with the two champions, & Dobl DolbyⒶemendation said, “I’m very much obliged, gentlemen, now you can go in without tickets,” & in they went.
Douglas Straight has just called.
Good bye my darling, I do wish I were with you or you were with me.
Mrs. Samℓ. L. Clemens | Forest street | Hartford | Conn in upper left corner: America. | flourish postmarked: londonⒶemendation • w 7 no 24 73
Spaulding.
A day-to-day chronology of Dickens’s tours in 1866–69, when Dolby acted as his manager, records no engagement in Oxford (Page, 120–35; see 15 Sept 72 to OLC, n. 1click to open link). Dolby’s own account of his years with Dickens, Charles Dickens As I Knew Him (Dolby 1885), likewise includes no mention of an Oxford appearance.
References
- University of California, Mark Twain Papers, The Bancroft Library, Berkeley
- Machlis, Paul, ed. Union Catalog of Clemens Letters. Edited by Paul Machlis. Berkeley, Los Angeles, London: University of California Press. [In some cases, UCCL catalog numbers cited in this volume supersede those assigned in 1986 and reflect corrections or additions to the catalog since publication. An updated version of the catalog can be consulted via the Letters Search page at MTPO.] 1986
- SLC (Samuel Langhorne Clemens). Mark Twain’s Letters, Volume 5: 1872–1873. Edited by Lin Salamo and Harriet Elinor Smith. The Mark Twain Papers. Berkeley and Los Angeles: University of California Press. Also online at MTPO[bib32371]. 1997
- Wecter, Dixon. The Love Letters of Mark Twain. Edited by Dixon Wecter. New York: Harper and Brothers. 1949
- Dolby, George. Charles Dickens as I Knew Him: The Story of the Reading Tours in Great Britain and America (1866–1870). London: T. Fisher Unwin. 1887
MS, Mark Twain Papers, The Bancroft Library, University of California, Berkeley (CU-MARK).
L5 , 483–485; LLMT , 364, brief paraphrase.
see Samossoud Collection in Description of Provenance.
More information on provenance may be found in Description of Provenanceclick to open link.
A smudge of red ink—probably a badly inked New York postmark—appears on the flap of the envelope, but is not legible enough to transcribe.