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Source: Vassar College, Poughkeepsie, N.Y ([NPV])

Cue: "K. flourishes, better"

Source format: "MS"

Letter type: "[standard letter]"

Notes:

Last modified:

Revision History: Larson, Brian

Published on MTPO: 2012

Print Publication:

MTPDocEd
To Charles L. Webster
9 August 1882 • Elmira, N.Y. (MS: NPV, UCCL 02250)
Dear Charley—

K. flourishes, better & better, but the monthly drain has always remained about the same since its earliest days. By the way—was the Slote note collected last month?—am hanged if I can remember now whether it was or not. How do the K accounts stand, now? Let Marsh send me a statement—not one of these damned incomprehensible professional-technical debtor-&-creditor enigmas, which none but god od & book-keepersⒶemendation can make head or tail of, but a plain sensible written-out statement of the case, which Jean can understand.

Look at the stamp on the “w White Elephant.” It is small, & perfectly simple—another sight simpler & smaller than the stamp which cost Osgood “probably” $56Ⓐemendation. Well, I am charged $45 for it—which I judge includes design—say $10. Now, do you imagine it would cost you $10 to cast that thing in brass spelter & then in brass? Why did your plate cost $28? Your part of the work did not cost you $3, if that famous Prince & P. picture cost you only $1. 50. the following two sentences squeezed onto bottom of page: Osgood will presently be in as a part owner, & he shall give his entire attention to that brass—for by God it shall succeed. I hear Orion is very sick with gastric fever.

I’m trying to cut my letter short, because I want to go to dinner—& yet I have lost a whole lot of time trying to squeeze it onto that sheet.

I like that big stamp—a gouge or two with a graver’s tool would perfect it. Suppose it did cost $28—it won’t cost $10 when I get the facilities together. I think the brass man charged the others $18 or $20, anyhow, for rent. God damn Perdition catch him, I shall call on him & ask him for statistics when I go to New York. Meantime, you ask him for them. It will puzzle the head entirely off his shoulders to explain that $25. Ten dollars for his work, $3 for yours—liberal sums, both. If he can explain the rest of the $28, raising the dead is foolishness to his talent. Inquire of him, Charley, for I am all impatience to know. And tell him to make his statistics simple & easy, for I want to take them to other founders for verification.

By ciphering-up on paper, & the higher-priced bindings, &c., shall we be able to show a four-thousand-dollar deficiency & on Bliss’s part, do you think? However, you’ll know better after you get those publishers’ estimates.

Ys TrulyⒶemendation
S L C
Textual Commentary
Source text(s):

MS, Jean Webster McKinney Family Papers, Special Collections, NPV.

Previous Publication:

MTBus, 193–94; MicroPUL, reel 2.

Provenance:

See McKinney Family Papers in Description of Provenanceclick to open link.

Emendations and Textual Notes
Ⓐ book-keepers ● book- | keepers
Ⓐ $56 ● $ $56 corrected miswriting
Ⓐ Truly ● ‘ly’ conflated

References

  1. Vassar College, Poughkeepsie, N.Y.
  2. Machlis, Paul, ed. Union Catalog of Clemens Letters. Edited by Paul Machlis. Berkeley, Los Angeles, London: University of California Press. [In some cases, UCCL catalog numbers cited in this volume supersede those assigned in 1986 and reflect corrections or additions to the catalog since publication. An updated version of the catalog can be consulted via the Letters Search page at MTPO.] 1986
  3. Webster, Samuel Charles. Mark Twain, Business Man. Edited by Samuel Charles Webster. Boston: Little, Brown and Co. 1946
  4. Microfilm Edition of Mark Twain’s Previously Unpublished Letters. Prepared by Anh Quynh Bui, Victor Fischer, Michael B. Frank, Robert H. Hirst, Lin Salamo, and Harriet Elinor Smith. 8 vols. Berkeley: The Bancroft Library. 2001
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