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Source: CU-MARK ([CU-MARK])

Cue: "Livy dear, you cannot"

Source format: "MS"

Letter type: "[standard letter]"

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To Olivia L. Clemens
9 February 1885 • Indianapolis, Ind. (MS, in pencil: CU-MARK, UCCL 03160)

Livy dear, you cannot imagine anything like this idiotic Sunday-superstition of Cable’s. I would throttle a baby that had it. It is the most beggarly disease, the pitiful, the most contemptible mange that ever a grown creature was afflicted withal. The only time the man ever grows nervous, the only time he ever shows trepidation, is when some quarter of a minute of his detestable Sabbath seems threatened. Saturday night a lady whom I seem to have known as a little girl in Buffalo gave us a reception; as midnight approached, I had gone upstairs with the gentlemen to smoke. Suddenly Cable appeared in the door, & stopped, for all were listening to an elaborate anecdote, & the speaker was specially addressing me. Cable saw that to interrupt would be bearish rudeness. He paused; then, the time being close to 12, he cast manners aside & came & bent over me & whispered that he must be going. I gave him curt warning to cease from his interruption (the anecdote was silenced & waiting); he held still a moment, then bent down again & whispered, “I will take the carriage, & send it back for you from the hotel.” I said aloud, “You will do nothing of the kind— simply wait.” Ah, if I had but know[n] it was his shabby S and hateful Sunday that was moving him to this, he would have walked home through the slop. That was really it. It would be unholy to ride home in a hack after 12. It is perfectly loathsome. Since I have been with this paltry child, I have imbibed a venomous & unreasoning detestation of the very name of the Sabbath. Saturday he was out of linen & wanted a couple of shirts washed; & you should have seen the nervousness with which he questioned the call–boy as to whether they could be done & brought up by such & such an hour. The boy was uncertain, as to 9 p.m., but finally said, “I know they can be done by half past eleven, or eleven, & I’ll bring them up in the morning.” “No—no!—I will not have them in the morning. Except they can certainly & surely come up this evening, I will not let them go at all!”

He is in many ways fine, & great, & splendid; & in others paltriness itself. In Napoleon resided a god a little bit of an mere man.

I have modified Cable’s insulting & insolent ways with servants, but have not cured them; may–be they cannot be cured. Pond says the servants of the Everett House all hate him. Says that when C. is paying his own expenses, he starves himself; & when somebody else is paying them his appetite is insatiable. O, do you know, that for a year or two he was longing to hear Beecher, but would not cross the river on Sunday? He wouldn’t cross the bridge on Sunday.

Well, I love you, anyway, darling

Saml.

Mrs. S. L. Clemens | Hartford | Conn return address: return to s. l. clemens, hartford, conn., if not delivered within 10 days. postmarked: indianapolis, ind. feb 9 11am 1885 and rec’d hartford, conn. feb 11 3am

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Source text(s):

MS, in pencil, CU-MARK.

Previous Publication:

LLMT, 234–35; “Letters of the 1880’s (Continuation),” The Twainian, 39.2 (March–April 1980): 1–2; MicroML, reel 5.

References

  1. University of California, Mark Twain Papers, The Bancroft Library, Berkeley
  2. Machlis, Paul, ed. Union Catalog of Clemens Letters. Edited by Paul Machlis. Berkeley, Los Angeles, London: University of California Press. [In some cases, UCCL catalog numbers cited in this volume supersede those assigned in 1986 and reflect corrections or additions to the catalog since publication. An updated version of the catalog can be consulted via the Letters Search page at MTPO.] 1986
  3. Wecter, Dixon. The Love Letters of Mark Twain. Edited by Dixon Wecter. New York: Harper and Brothers. 1949
  4. Microfilm Edition of Mark Twain’s Manuscript Letters Now in the Mark Twain Papers. Prepared by Anh Quynh Bui, Victor Fischer, Michael B. Frank, Robert H. Hirst, Lin Salamo, and Harriet Elinor Smith. 11 vols. Berkeley: The Bancroft Library. 2001
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