to Susan L. Crane
1 December 1878 • Munich, Germany (MS: CU-MARK, UCCL 01609)
beginning of letter missing
six Germans in the room & none could
speak one word of English when I had said about three sentences I was
at the end of my German and could simply smile and tell Clara what I wanted to say—it was a very
embarassing place for both Clara and me—yet the Baroness is so sweet
that I enjoyed it. I, also, have activities, Sue. One of them consists in lying abed,
mornings, until I am shoveled out. After breakfast I lie slippered &
comfortable on the sofa, with a pipe, & read the meagre telegrams in
the German paper & the general news in Galignani’s
Messenger; & about 11 o’clock bundle up in furs
& tramp a mile to my den, which is in the 3d story of a dwelling. The
pleasant old German
Fraŭ, comes in & builds a fire & talks
admirat admiringly about the weather,—no matter how
villainous it may be,—because the Creator made it. I find my rubbish
of the yesterday all cleaned away, & everything in apple-pie order.
The Fraŭ gives me a good roasting occassionallyⒶemendation, & occasionally she freezes me,—but in all cases
she means well.
In the main hall of her house is a great placard, nailed to the wall by the
government. I read it yesterday, & learned the following: The
government requires that the halls & stairways of all houses
must
shall be well cleaned
every day; the “wash”
must not be hung outside the house to dry, (or inside,
I’ve forgotten which—it was a badly mixed German sentence,
anyway;)
it is forbidden to discharge ashes or and other clogging
& uncl substances into the sewer-ducts; no box,
barrel, or other obstruction may be permitted to clutter the sidewalk; the
stoves & fire-places must be kept in safe condition, & the
monthly (or more frequent) visits of the fire-inspectors must be assisted by the
householderⒶemendation; The house door must be locked by at 10 P.M., & not
opened again until 5 in A.M. in summer & 6 in winter; the
windows must have shutters, & these shutters must be fastened at
night;
it is forbidden to throw handbills & circulars in at the door;
music-practising, noisy amusements & noisy companies are forbidden,
after 10 P.M; & barking dogs at all times; the name, age,
nationality, occupation, & religion, of new lodgers must be reported
at police headquarters, together with such lodgers’ intentions as to
length of stay, & what they came to Munich for; & finally,
in the biggest kind of letters, “Beggars, Tramps & Peddlers
are
absolutely
forbidden.”
When Munich passes a law, she “means business;” she carries it into practice—hence this is a mighty quiet & comfortable kind of a town.
References
- University of California, Mark Twain Papers, The Bancroft Library, Berkeley
- Machlis, Paul, ed. Union Catalog of Clemens Letters. Edited by Paul Machlis. Berkeley, Los Angeles, London: University of California Press. [In some cases, UCCL catalog numbers cited in this volume supersede those assigned in 1986 and reflect corrections or additions to the catalog since publication. An updated version of the catalog can be consulted via the Letters Search page at MTPO.] 1986
- Microfilm Edition of Mark Twain’s Manuscript Letters Now in the Mark Twain Papers. Prepared by Anh Quynh Bui, Victor Fischer, Michael B. Frank, Robert H. Hirst, Lin Salamo, and Harriet Elinor Smith. 11 vols. Berkeley: The Bancroft Library. 2001
MS, CU-MARK.
MicroML, reel 4.
Donated in 1972 by Mrs. Eugene Lada-Mocarski, Jervis Langdon, Jr., Mrs. Robert S. Pennock, and Mrs. Bayard Schieffelin.
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